Thursday, November 3, 2011
Tuesday, November 1, 2011
Sunday, June 26, 2011
Tuesday, April 5, 2011
Broken record
How is Kate still sick?
She sleeps.
She wakes up.
Then Colin comes home from school and we're happy.
She sleeps.
She wakes up.
Then Colin comes home from school and we're happy.
Monday, April 4, 2011
A bath is like a vacation. Except you don't go anywhere. And you're naked.
Kate has the stomach flu. That means I've logged some serious time sitting next to the bathtub. We decided to ramp it up today and added goggles.
Best. Bath. Ever.*
*direct quote
Best. Bath. Ever.*
*direct quote
Sunday, April 3, 2011
Love Letters
Dear April in Colorado,
Are you %*#)@#$ serious? It was EIGHTY-FIVE DEGREES yesterday and it's SNOWING today? I don't want to wear waterproof boots anymore and I WON'T. Don't mess with me, Mother Nature. You will lose every time.
Dear April in Hawaii,
I miss you.
Dear Blake,
Thank you for taking this picture and for encouraging me to make snow angels in my swimsuit and then photographing it. My butt is still cold.
Dear Legs,
Stop being so white.
Love,
Me
Are you %*#)@#$ serious? It was EIGHTY-FIVE DEGREES yesterday and it's SNOWING today? I don't want to wear waterproof boots anymore and I WON'T. Don't mess with me, Mother Nature. You will lose every time.
Dear April in Hawaii,
I miss you.
Dear Blake,
Thank you for taking this picture and for encouraging me to make snow angels in my swimsuit and then photographing it. My butt is still cold.
Dear Legs,
Stop being so white.
Love,
Me
Saturday, April 2, 2011
The upside
The only upside to your small person spewing taco puke all over your kitchen is the possibility of daytime bath photos.
Still not that great.
Still not that great.
Friday, April 1, 2011
Monday, March 28, 2011
Wednesday, January 26, 2011
Getting My Feet Wet.
Hmmmm.....this blog thing has died down for me. Let's try reeving (revering? You know, the sound your car makes. Rrrrrrrrr?)
Because you Friendternets know about my fixation with photos, let's throw some of those in too. To get the (enter car noise here) going.
In the last SEVEN (!) months we've moved to Colorado, I've become a running machine, lost 30 pounds beeyotches, totally fell in love with my family all over again (News flash: My kids are the greatest. Sorry about your duds.)
I love it here. Sure, everyone is high off medicinal marijuana but it's all good.
Begin random picture showing: NOW! (feel free to comment on how big my boobs look and how skinny my waist is. It seems to be an optical illusion going on up in here)
That's all you get for tonight. Baby steps, people. Baby steps.
Because you Friendternets know about my fixation with photos, let's throw some of those in too. To get the (enter car noise here) going.
In the last SEVEN (!) months we've moved to Colorado, I've become a running machine, lost 30 pounds beeyotches, totally fell in love with my family all over again (News flash: My kids are the greatest. Sorry about your duds.)
I love it here. Sure, everyone is high off medicinal marijuana but it's all good.
Begin random picture showing: NOW! (feel free to comment on how big my boobs look and how skinny my waist is. It seems to be an optical illusion going on up in here)
That's all you get for tonight. Baby steps, people. Baby steps.
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