Our country is in the firm grasp of an economic crisis, and it is at times like these that I like to bury my head in the sand and pretend it's not happening. Join me, won't you? I mean, I'm sure Jen will fix it anyway so it should be on the upswing pretty soon. Psst...get to work Jen. I have publicly called you out.
Kate and I discovered a 3 step process to forget about your retirement fund that's currently wasting away to nothing.
Step Two: Dry. Have your mom make loud farting noises to make you laugh.
Step Three: Nap. Preferably somewhere with good lighting.
See? It's so easy. Maybe someone should suggest it to Bush.