Our country is in the firm grasp of an economic crisis, and it is at times like these that I like to bury my head in the sand and pretend it's not happening. Join me, won't you? I mean, I'm sure Jen will fix it anyway so it should be on the upswing pretty soon. Psst...get to work Jen. I have publicly called you out.
Kate and I discovered a 3 step process to forget about your retirement fund that's currently wasting away to nothing.
Step One: Take a 2 hour bath. Play with various kitchen items you've smuggled into the tub. 
Step Two: Dry. Have your mom make loud farting noises to make you laugh.
Step Three: Nap. Preferably somewhere with good lighting.
See? It's so easy. Maybe someone should suggest it to Bush.
4 comments:
I love it! I swear my kids were using the same kitchen tool to dig in the rocks today. What's it supposed to be used for?? I was sure to post on time this week just for you:)
problem solved! :)
No worries, you have 30 years till retirement. Just think if you were 65 today, then it would be really bad. :I
I have submitted your suggestions to the Bush administration, but since they only have until January, I also sent them on to the Obama and McCain camps.
Future headline: "JACOBSON SAVES ECONOMY WITH H2O THERAPY."
Your country thanks you... and Kate.
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