Here is a list of things I’ve said more than 20 times in the last week while sitting in traffic. This is so you can feel sorry for the two little people sitting in the back seat.
"Dude, that's gross" I don't know what it is with men. I have never, ever just had so much spit in my mouth that I had to hock it out the side of my car. At other drivers. Dude, that's gross.
"I wish I had a Mountain Dew" I'm trying to cut back. Ask me how that's going.
"Why didn't I bring my camera?" Each time I don't have my camera something hilarious happens. Yesterday it was a guy in a motorized wheelchair racing after a teenage kid and trying to smack him with an umbrella. I'll assume they were old friends.
"Did Kate poop?" No comment.
Must. Add. Pictures. Oh, Kate's Gymboree class. Want a hard thing to photograph? Go to a hands-on Gymboree class with 1,203 other 2 year olds, a parachute flung in the air and fluorescent lighting. This is the best I got.