Totally biased....

...but I think his hair looks awesome.

Colin, you are my blond surfer boy.

Flock of Seagulls, anyone?

Flashback right here.

And the winner is....

Woohoo, it's Brandi! I might have totally saw that one coming--hello Brandi comments! Send me a comment with your email address (I promise I won't publish it)and I'll get your address.

Thank you for all the picture links. My maternity shoot is next Saturday--I'll show you the results (unless they end up being naked results--then you probably won't see those) (well, I'll just send them to Jen and Monique. They love the naked!)

Side note: How awesome is my painting on the Random.org picture? Would you believe that was my fourth attempt? Arrows are hard, people!

December?

December? Nah, it still seems to be Halloween at our house.

Batman forever, baby!

2 Questions

Question #1: If you are stress eating, is it better to do it next to a small-ish, very cute girl? Does that burn additional calories?

Question #2: Do Kate's eyelashes, curls and flawless skin come in adult sizes?

It's still Monday here...oh wait, I already used that line.

Internet peeps, it's contest number two!

I won't be requiring any more pee stories from you (but by all means, if you have them--send them my way)

Instead I need you to do my dirty work. I have a maternity session coming up soon and I need you to find your favorite maternity picture. It can be from anywhere--just make sure it's awesome. Post the link to the picture in your comment and you'll be entered. Enter as many times as you'd like. I'll be using Random.org to pick the winner!

The winner gets a HUGE package of these. Ah, Christmas in Hawaii! Contest ends Friday.

Good luck!

*pssst, the more you enter, the more likely you are to win. Consider this a free tip. Now go find me awesome belly pictures.

Winner!

*because you know how I like to have blog pictures.

Friendternets, thank you for making me laugh. These contest entries were hilarious!

Our winner is.......

SARAH!

Because, seriously anyone who will tell a pee story to the Internet just deserves a tutu. It's that easy. Sarah, email me and we'll figure out the size for your prize (oooh, that's catchy!)

Everyone else, another contest starts tomorrow!

It's still Monday here...

You guys, I'm a loser. I said I'd get the giveaway up and I almost missed yet. But it's still Monday in Hawaii. Let's blame the delay on the barfing children I'm holed up with. Deal?

The first giveaway is going to be (and you never saw it coming)

A TUTU!!!

Just for my loyal readers (or not so loyal) You get your own personalized tutu made by yours truly. In pink. Because that is the color of the tulle I have right now.

All you have to is write something that will make me laugh. Jokes, memories, embarrassing stories. Bring. On. The. Funny.

Enter as many times as you want ("that's what she said!")--a inkling into my sense of humor! I'll pick the winner on Friday! Make me laugh people!

Sunday, random Sunday

• Thank you for the giveaway suggestions--I'll start putting them (yes, multiple!) on Monday. Stay tuned!


• Blake is home! I can stop sleeping with kitchen knives next to me.


• A few of our family pictures came in! Our photographer was awesome--my kids loved her. If you're ever in Hawaii and need a photographer.....WAIT A MINUTE! If you're ever in Hawaii, you'd better damn well come to me! Jerk.







*Photo credit: Natalie Norton Photography



• Are you kidding me that Thanksgiving is this Thursday? Where did November go? Does this mean I have to start Christmas shopping?


• Dear Person Who Decided To Cancel Pushing Daises: Consider us fighting.

Contest Time!

I'm ready to do a contest giveaway on my blog this coming week. But FIRST--I'm going to be lazy and have you readers come up with suggestions of something to give away. Oh!! and how to go about judging the winner (personally, I'm thinking of judging based on their shoes)

Ideas, ideas, ideas? Bring them on!